how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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