As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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