They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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