need another drink. this is the easiest way
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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