I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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