batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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