never play flip cup with pint glasses
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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