So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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