Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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