that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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