is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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