So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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