Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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