just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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