Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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