did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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