what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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