Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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