Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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