it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
do nipples grow back?
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