I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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