Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?