What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm really busy with my period
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