why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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