Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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