Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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