Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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