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you win
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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