yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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