this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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