Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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