this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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