I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
