Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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