I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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