we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
bring money and cleavage
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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