"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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