I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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