She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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