What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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