Dual....:-)
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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