She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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