we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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