sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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