Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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