Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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