The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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