i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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