i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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