Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How external is "for external use only"?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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