my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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