Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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