I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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