I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How's work?
Spinning.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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