Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The cops high fived after they tackled you
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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